Saturday, November 28, 2009'♥
1st joke > > >
Mother : Son ! Wake up ! Euu are late for school ! Quick , wake up !
Son : I dunn wann to go to school .
Mother : Why ? Okkayys , euu gib me 2 reason , why dunn euu wanna attend school ?Son : first reason , teachers dislike me . Second reason , students hate me .
Son : Dhen mother , why do euu wann me to attend school ? Gib me 2 reason .
Mother : first reason , euu are already 50 yrs old . Second reason .... EUU ARE DA PRINCIPAL OF DA SCHOOL !
Wakakaka ! I heard this from uncle .
2nd joke > > >
Which type of woman ishh da easiest to get old ?
Ans : Bride . Cozxc , today ishh 新娘 , tomorrow ishh 老婆 !
3rd joke > > >
In wat circumfrence , ishh : 0 bigger dhen 2 ? , 2 ishh bigger dhen 5 ?
Ans : Scissors , paper , stone !
Cause , 0 = stone . 2 = Scissors . 5 = Paper .
tishh joke kinda involve a little " IQ " . (:
4th joke > > >
Which egg must euu buy to prevent yourself from buying a egg which has grown an chick in it ?
Ans : Duck egg .
Wakakaka !Hope euu enjoy - ed my stupid lame jokes . Wakakaka ! (:
WILLY♥'